Thursday, March 31, 2011

162-0

Here we go!
The Dodgers are gonna go 162-0!
"What?"  You say.
"There's absolutely no way!"
Oh yes, there is.  
Pay attention, there might be a quiz...

Clayton and Chad win all their starts.
It's not impossible when you have heart.
Matty K hits 50 home runs.
It's been done by lesser men than the Bison.
The opposition never scores in innings 7 through 9.
Kuo, Jansen, and Brox were amazingly sublime.

Furcal and Blake didn't sign up for AARP, just yet.
No more injuries for them and they hit like they've got money on a bet.
Loney wins a gold glove, no one else got any votes.
He got a silver slugger, too, but he doesn't like to boast.
The offense breaks all records, the pitching staff, too.
I'm telling you, they go 162-0.  You believe me, don't you?


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